YOU GUYS! Computer keyboards should also be synthesizers you play while you type.
Why is no one asking the harder questions? Why did the bank put all of its money in one place, if it didn’t want to get robbed? What was the bank doing there at that time of night? What was the bank wearing? And how much did the bank have to drink?
This. This, this, this.
In the age of the smartphone, there is no reason to ask once-acceptable questions: the weather forecast, a business phone number, a store’s hours. But some people still do. And when you answer them, they respond with a thank-you e-mail.
Fort George Park is half graveyard, half love letter.