Documents given to me by an agent identifying himself as Edward Snowed-In, a member of the CSE (Christas Security Establishment) prove that Santa does, indeed, exist.
Last night, I took part in the University of Northern British Columbia’s nineteenth Santa Claus debate. This is an annual event where two teams square off, one arguing in favour of Santa’s existence, the other saying he’s a fraud. Neither side lets facts stand in the way of a good laugh. I was on the “yes” side, and my presentation is here.